And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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