Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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