belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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