And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
True strength comes from lack of pants
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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