had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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