would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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