stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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