i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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