So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i dont even know how to be here
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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