i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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