haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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