ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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