your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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