the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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