I molested 6 butterflies tonight
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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