he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize