he shaved USA in his pubs
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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