Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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