Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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