I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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