We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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