I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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