How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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