Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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