Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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