awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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