I swear god or herbie drove my car home
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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