plz talk dirty to me
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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