I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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