Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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