hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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