I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
