Ambien. No doubt about it.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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