My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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