my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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