Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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