The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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