My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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