your room smells of hookers.
And success
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I need water and some morals
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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