if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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