let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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