I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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