it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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