Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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