You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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