Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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