I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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