Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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