i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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