life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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