im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This is the high leading the old right now
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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