Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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