worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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