fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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