i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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