Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We had to coat check the pizza.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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