Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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