do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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