I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The ass gains better be worth it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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